I went to my medical man. He is my

I went to my medical man. He is my old friend. He feels my pulse, and looks at my tongue, and talks about the weather, when I consider that I am ill. I thought I Would do him a good turn by going to him now. "What a doctor wants," I said, "is practice. He shall have me. He will get more practice out of me than out of seventeen hundred patients with only one or two diseases each." So I went to him and saw him, and he said, "Well, what's the matter with you?" I said, "I will not take up your time, dear boy, with telling you what is the matter with me. But I will tell you what is not the matter with me. I have not got housemaid's knee.1 Why I have not got housemaid's knee, I cannot tell you; but the fact is that I have not got it. Everything else, however, I have got."
And I told him how I came to discover it all.

Then he opened me and looked down me2 and clutched hold of my wrist3 and then he hit me over the chest when I wasn't expecting it, and immediately afterwards butted me with the side of his head. After that, he sat down and wrote out a prescription and gave it to me, and I put it in my pocket and went out.

I did not open the prescription. I took it to the nearest chemist's and handed it in. The man read it, and then handed it back.

He said he did not keep it.

I said, "You are a chemist?"

He said, "I am a chemist. If I was a co-operative store and family hotel combined, I might be able to give you such a remedy."

Then I read the prescription. It ran:

"1 lb beefsteak with

1 pint bitter beer

every six hours

1 ten-mile walk every morning

1 bed at 11 sharp every night.

And don't stuff up your head with things you don't understand."

I followed the directions with the happy result — speaking for myself — that my life was preserved and is still going on.

Результаты (русский) 1:

I went to my medical man. He is my old friend. He feels my pulse, and looks at my tongue, and talks about the weather, when I consider that I am ill. I thought I Would do him a good turn by going to him now. "What a doctor wants," I said, "is practice. He shall have me. He will get more practice out of me than out of seventeen hundred patients with only one or two diseases each. " So I went to him and saw him, and he said, "Well, what's the matter with you?" I said, "I will not take up your time, dear boy, with telling you what is the matter with me. But I will tell you what is not the matter with me. I have not got the knee housemaid's. 1 Why I have not got housemaid's knee, I cannot tell you; but the fact is that I have not got it. Everything else, however, I have got. "And I told him how I came to discover it all.Then he opened me and looked down me2 and clutched hold of my wrist3 and then he hit me over the chest when I wasn't expecting it, and immediately afterwards butted me with the side of his head. After that, he sat down and wrote out a prescription and gave it to me, and I put it in my pocket and went out.I did not open the prescription. I took it to the nearest chemist's and handed it in. The man read it, and then handed it back.He said he did not keep it.I said, "You are a chemist?"He said, "I am a chemist. If I was a co-operative store and family hotel combined, I might be able to give you such a remedy. "Then I read the prescription. It ran:"1 lb a beefsteak with1 pint bitter beerevery six hours1 ten-mile walk every morning1 bed at 11 sharp every night.And don't stuff up your head with things you don't understand. "I followed the directions with the happy result is speaking for myself is that my life was preserved and is still going on.

Результаты (русский) 3:

i went to my name, man. he is my old friend. he feels my pulse, and looks at my tongue, and talks about the weather, when i consider that i am ill. i thought i would do him a good turn by going to him now. " what a doctor wants, "i said," in practice. he shall have me. he will get more practice out of me than out of seventeen hundred patients with only one or two diseases each. "so i went to him and saw him, and he said," well, what"s the matter with you? " i said, "i will not take up your time, dear boy, and telling you what is the matter with me. but i will tell you what is the matter with me. i have not got housemaid"s knee.1 why i have not got housemaid"s knee, i cannot tell you; but the fact is that i have not got it. everything else, however, i have got. "and i told him how i came to discover it all.then he asked me and looked down me2 and clutched hold of my wrist3 and then he hit me in the chest when i wasn"t be it, and immediately afterwards butted me with the side of his head. after that, he sat down and wrote out a prescription and gave it to me, and i put it in my last and went out.i did not open the prescription. i took it to the nearest chemist"s and started it in. the man read it, and then started it again.he said he did not keep it.i said, "you are a chemist?he said, "i am a chemist. if i was a co operative store and family friendly fun, i might be able to give you such a remedy. "then i read the prescription. it would:"1 lb beefsteak with1 pint bitter beerevery six hours1 ten - mile walk every morning1 bed at 11 in every night.and don"t stuff up your head with things you don"t understand. "i followed the directions with the happy result speaking for myself that my life was preserved and is still going on.