‘HERE! HAVE ONE OF MINE!’ ‘DEATH CI

‘HERE! HAVE ONE OF MINE!’ ‘DEATH CIGARETTES? YOU MUST BE JOKING?’
Ok. So here are the facts. There‘s an Englishman called B J Cunningham who has been smoking since he was 11. He‘s a chain smoker who‘s in love with smoking. He smokes between two and three packets a day, and already, at the age of 30, has a weak chest. He was in hospital for six days when his lungs collapsed. ‗It was at that point that I did actually give up cigarettes for six months.‘ But then he returned to his true love. He wears black leather cowboy clothes and has a fondness for classic Harley-Davidson motorbikes, which he has been riding for the past fifteen tears. ‗I‘ve had about ten of them,‘ he says coolly. So far, not a very remarkable life. But then, B J Cunningham (no one actually knows what B J stands for) had an idea one night in a bar in LA. ‗Let‘s market a cigarette called Death,‘ he said to a business partner. ‗Why?‘ said the partner. ‗It‘s obvious,‘ he explains to me. ‗When you take a packet of cigarettes out of your top pocket and put it on the bar in front of you, you‘re making a statement about yourself, exactly as you do with the clothes you wear, the music you like, and the newspaper you read. You‘re saying, ―These cigarettes are a part of me.‖‘ ‗So, if you take a packet of Benson and Hedges, you‘re saying, ―I‘m classy – gold packet – part of high society.‖ If you take out a packet of Marlboro, you‘re saying, ―I‘m an outdoor type, I like wearing a cowboy hat and riding horses…‖‘ ‗Now, if you produce a packet of Death cigarettes,‘ he continues, producing a packet of Death cigarettes to illustrate his point, ‗what you‘re saying is …‘ He looks at me to make sure that I‘m going to write down what you‘re saying about yourself if you smoke Death cigarettes. But do I need to? We all know what Death cigarettes are about. B J Cunningham has been telling us about them since he started his Enlightened Tobacco Company (ETC) in 1991. Everyone has now got the joke, thank you very much. We‘ve seen the black packets with their death‘s head on the front and the white packets which are called Death Lights: and we‘ve heard about the coffin-shaped vending machines in pubs and clubs.
However, for anyone who has managed to avoid B J‘s publicity, here goes. Death cigarettes are for the smoker who wants to say, ‗Yes, I‘m killing myself, but at least I know it, and I smoke a brand which doesn‘t try to hide the fact.‘ ‗Death cigarettes‘, concludes B J, ‗say, ―Don‘t you dare tell me to stop!‖‘ B J Cunningham, now on his ninth cigarette of the interview, says he wants to expose the hypocrisy behind the tobacco industry. Governments can‘t afford to ban smoking because they receive huge amounts of money in tax. Tobacco companies try to improve their image by sponsoring sports events such as motor racing, rugby, football, cricket, and tennis, at vast expense. ‗What everybody wants to forget is that smoking kills. That‘s why I‘m here, to remind people that smoking and death are linked.‘ The ETC hoped to won a good share of the UK market. ‗Cigarettes in Britain are a £12 billion industry in which four companies control 95% of the market. The question is: How do we get a share?‘ He knows the question but he can‘t afford the answer. The ETC can‘t afford to advertise like the big companies. It has been losing about £1 million a year. Personally, I have a very different opinion as to why so few people choose to smoke a brand of cigarettes called Death. B J Cunningham his misunderstood human psychology. Of course smokers know that their habit is probably going to kill them, but they prefer not to think about it. The only people who are going to smoke his cigarettes are people like himself. When I offered one to a friend recently, his reaction was, ‗You must be joking.‘ And this is what Death cigarettes are all about. It‘s a joke that was funny, but isn‘t funny any more. But B J Cunningham is still obsessed by fags. ‗Do you know the main reason I love my job?‘ he says. ‗It‘s because it gives me a chance to attack the anti-smoking killjoys! Those puritans who try to control our lives. I‘ve met many people who don‘t smoke, but who tell me that if smoking were made illegal, they would fight it. You just can‘t have laws which control every aspect of the way people live.‘ I finally started to warm to this character B J Cunningham. It was the end of the interview, and the number of fag ends in the ashtray had increased to fifteen. Perhaps, he had something important to say after all. Not jus, ‗Hey, everybody! Look at me! I‘m weird, and I‘m killing myself!‘

Результаты (узбекский) 1:

'BU YERGA! Koni biriga ega! " "O'LIM sigaret? SIZ hazil kerak? "
Ok. Shunday qilib, bu erda haqiqat bor. U chekish bilan sevib 11. He'sa kashanda edi, chunki chekish qilingan ingliz chaqirdi BJ Kanningem yo'q. U ikki va uch paketlarini bir kun smokes va allaqachon, 30 yoshida, zaif ko'krak bor. Uning o'pka qulab, u olti kun kasalxonada edi. ‗It Men aslida olti oy davomida sigaret voz degan nuqtada edi. Ammo keyin, u haqiqiy muhabbat qaytdi. U qora charm kovboy kiyimlarini kiyib va u o'tgan o'n besh yig'lab uchun minib qilingan klassik Harley-Davidson mopedlar uchun qaratar bor. ‗I've o'n ulardan edi, u sovuqqina deydi. Hozircha emas, balki juda mashhur hayot. Ammo keyin, BJ Kanningem (hech kim aslida BJ uchun turadi bilur) LA bir satrida bir g'oya bir kecha bor edi. ‗Let bozor O'lim ismli bir sigaret, u bir ish sherigi dedi. ‗Why? hamkor dedi. ‗It ning ochiq, u menga tushuntirib beradi. siz eng cho'ntagidan bir quti papiros olib va ​​sizga oldida panelidagi qo'ydi ‗When, siz kiyib kiyim-kechak, siz kabi musiqa bilan aniq, deb, o'zingiz haqida bir bayonot qilish va qilyapmiz gazeta o'qish. oltin paketi - - yuqori society.‖ bo'lsa qismi siz Benson va Hedges'i bir dasta olish bo'lsa, siz, emasman CLASSY deb turibmiz -These sigaret, ‗So "me.‖ bir qismi, deb-ku Agar, siz, men bir kovboy shlyapa kiygan va "sen o'lim bir quti papiros ishlab chiqarish bo'lsa ‗Now,« ... ‖ deya davom etadi u otlarni minib yoqtiraman, ochiq-oydin turi emasman, deb ishlab chiqarish-ku Marlboro bir dasta olib o'lim bir quti papiros, uning nuqtasini tasvirlash uchun Agar deb turibmiz ‗what ... "U men sizga o'lim sigaret chekish, agar o'zingiz haqida aytib turibmiz nima yozib ketyapman ishonch hosil qilish uchun, menga qaraydi. Lekin men uchun kerak? Biz hammamiz O'lim sigaret haqida nima bilamiz. U hazil bor, endi bo'ldi 1991 Har bir inson o'z Ravshan Tobacco Company (etc) boshlab BJ Kanningem sizga katta rahmat, bizga ular haqida aytib qilindi. Biz ularning o'lim boradagi bosh va O'lim Chiroqlar deyiladi oq paketlar bilan qora paketlarni ko'rgan ayting: va biz barlar va klublari bilan tobut shaklidagi savdo mashinalari haqida eshitganman.
Biroq, BJ ning oshkoralikni oldini olish muvaffaq qilgan har bir kishi uchun, bu erda ketadi. O'lim sigaret demoqchi kashanda, ‗Yes uchun, men o'zimni o'ldirib qilyapman, lekin kamida men buni bilaman, va men haqiqatni yashirish uchun harakat qilmaydi, bir tovar tutun. ‗Death sigaret, BJ xulosa, ‗say, Agar intervyu uning to'qqizinchi sigaretga endi! ‖ »BJ Kanningem to'xtatish uchun menga ayt jur'at ekanini, u tamaki sanoati ortida ikkiyuzlamachilikni fosh istaydi, deydi. Hukumatlar ular soliq pul katta miqdorda qabul chunki chekishni taqiqlash ko'zga olmaydi. Tamaki kompaniyalari bunday katta hisobidan motor eshish, regbi, futbol, ​​kriket, va tennis kabi sport voqealar homiylik o'z imidjini yaxshilash uchun harakat qiling. hamma unutib istaydi ‗What chekish o'ldiradi, deb. Men shu yerdaman chekish va o'lim bilan bog'liq, deb odamlarni eslatib nima uchun o'sha. Buyuk Britaniya bozorining yaxshi ulushini qo'lga kiritdi uchun ETC umid. Britaniyada ‗Cigarettes to'rt kompaniyalari bozorning 95% nazorat bo'lgan £ 12 milliard sanoati mavjud. savol: biz bir ulushini olish qanday? U savol biladi, lekin U javob ko'zga olmaydi. ETC yirik kompaniyalar kabi reklama ko'zga olmaydi. Bu haqida £ 1 million yiliga yo'qotib bo'ldi. Shaxsan, men shunday bir necha kishi o'lim deb nomlangan sigaretalar, bir tovar tutun tanlashingiz nima uchun juda boshqacha fikr bor. BJ Kanningem uning noto'g'ri inson psixologiyasi. Albatta qilmaydiganlar o'z odat, ehtimol, ularni o'ldirish uchun ketadi, lekin ular bu haqda o'ylamaslikka afzal deb bilaman. uning sigaret chekish uchun boryapmiz faqat odamlar o'zi kabi odamlar bor. Men yaqinda bir do'st, bir taklif bo'lsa, uning reaktsiya edi, ‗You hazil bo'lishi kerak. " Va bu o'lim sigaret barcha haqida nima. kulgili edi, lekin ko'proq kulgili emas seferlik hazil. Lekin BJ Kanningem hali fags tomonidan botib ketgan. Agar asosiy sababini bilaman ‗Do Men ishimni sevaman? u aytdi. u menga qarshi chekish killjoys hujum uchun imkoniyat beradi, chunki ‗It ekan! hayotimizni nazorat qilishga harakat Ana Püritenlerin. Men, chekmang ko'p odamlarni uchrashdi ayting lekin kim chekish noqonuniy qilingan bo'lsa, ular uni jang, deb menga ayting. Siz faqat odamlar yashaydigan yo'lning har bir jihatini nazorat qonunlar yo'q mumkin. " Men nihoyat, bu belgi BJ Kanningem nurida boshladi. Bu intervyu oqibati, va ibodat besh oshgan yilda FAG soni tugaydi. Balki, u hamma so'ng aytish muhim narsa bor edi. Emas jus, ‗Hey, hamma! Menga qarang! Men g'alati emasman, va men o'zimni o'ldirib qilyapman! "