Police PatrolFrom the state where d

Police Patrol
From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this absolutely true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Fort Worth, Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his truck and trailer and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he got into the car and started the engine, switched the wipers on and off....it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. Finally, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.' 'I seriously doubt it', said the truly proud Hillbilly. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

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Полицейский патрульFrom the state where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this absolutely true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Fort Worth, Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his truck and trailer and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he got into the car and started the engine, switched the wipers on and off....it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. Finally, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.' 'I seriously doubt it', said the truly proud Hillbilly. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

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полицейский патрульот государства, где за вождение в нетрезвом виде в качестве вида спорта, появляется эта абсолютно правдивая история.недавно обычный полицейский патруль, припаркованный возле бара в форт - уэрт.после последнего звонка, офицер заметил мужчину покинуть бар так пьян, что он едва мог ходить.мужчина наткнулся на парковке на несколько минут, с офицером, спокойно наблюдая.после, как казалось вечностью, в котором он пытался его ключи на пяти различных транспортных средств, мужчину удалось найти его машину и прицеп и попасть в это.он сидел там несколько минут, как и ряд других покровителей из бара и уехал.и наконец, он сел в машину и запустил двигатель, поменяли дворники и вне... это была прекрасная, засушливые летние ночи, отщёлкнул шоры и не пару раз же просигналил африканского рога и переключились на свет.он переехал транспортного средства вперед на несколько дюймов, отменено немного, а потом остаются еще на несколько минут, как некоторые больше других кураторов автотранспортных средств.наконец, когда его удалось только на автомобиле на парковке, он вытащил и медленно ехал вниз по дороге.сотрудник полиции, который ждал терпеливо все это время, теперь началась его патрульную машину, посадил на мигающие огни, быстро вытащили мужчину и управляет алкотестер испытания.к его удивлению, алкотестер указано никаких доказательств того, что мужчина потребляли алкоголь на всех!обескуражен, офицер сказал: "я буду просить вас сопровождать меня в полицейский участок.этот алкотестер оборудование должно быть сломана. "я серьезно сомневаюсь", - заявил действительно горжусь деревенщина.сегодня я специально для ".