The Signs as Lucien Carr MomentsAri

The Signs as Lucien Carr Moments
Aries:eating glass because he thought a party got too boring.
Taurus:spraying his roommates with a fire hose.
Gemini:breaking into jack and edie's apartment claiming a man with a gun was chasing him.
Cancer:biting david kammerer after a night of drinking.
Leo:crashing bill's car and then not telling him for a week.
Virgo:sinking a boat with david kammerer just for the lolz.
Libra:growing a mustache because he thought it made him look more heterosexual.
Scorpio:throwing a steak over his shoulder at a fancy restaurant, and then demanding to have another.
Sagittarius:carrying a jar of jam around because he had "a date".
Capricorn:combing his hair into his face and having two pretty girls lead him around campus while he pretended to be blind.
Aquarius:faking a seizure, then knocking over a lamp on thanksgiving.
Pisces:pretending to make out with bill burroughs to make david kammerer jealous.